Well, SummerSlam is over and I am pissed the fuck off!**spoilers for SummerSlam from this point onwards**
12 man tag
I predicted babyface team
Winners were babyface team
Neville and Zyan vs The Dudleyz
I predicted Neville & Zayn
Winners were Neville & Zayn
Cesaro vs Sheamus
I predicted Cesaro
Winner was Sheamus
Enzo and Cass vs Jeri-KO
I predicted Enzo and Cass
Winners were Jeri-KO
Sasha vs Charlotte for the Women's Championship
I predicted Sasha
Winner was Charlotte
Miz vs Apollo for the Intercontinental Championship
I predicted Miz
Winner was Miz
Cena vs Styles
I predicted AJ
Winner was AJ
New Day vs The Club for the Tag Team Championship
I predicted The Club
The winners were The Club*
*The Club won by DQ after Big E returned and interfered in the match, the title does not change hands on a DQ victory so the New Day retain the championship.
Ambrose vs Ziggler for the World Championship
I predicted Ambrose
Winner was Ambrose
Six Woman tag match
I predicted heel team*
Winners were heel team**
*My initial prediction was Eva Marie would win by pinfall, this couldn't happen due to her suspension, and considering who her replacement was she probably wasn't going to compete anyway.
**The pinfall was done by a returning Nikki Bella.
Balor vs Rollins to crown the first ever Universial Champion
I predicted Balor
Winner was Balor
Rusev vs Reigns
I predicted Rusev
The match was called off after Reigns assaulted Rusev before the bell rang and rendering Rusev unable to compete.
Orton vs Lesnar
I predicted Orton
The match was stopped and Lesnar declared the winner by TKO after Lesnar legitimately busted Orton open and causing a massive puddle of blood to flow from his head. I am incredibly disgusted that this was allowed to happen when Lesnar really should have been suspended for his doping and not allowed to compete at all, if Lesnar isn't punished now I may just fly over to the WWE Headquarters and smack some sense into Vince McMahon myself!
52% prediction accuracy.
SummerSlam was an absolute shit-show, everything after AJ vs Cena was pretty much awful, when the pre-show has better matches than the second act of the main show, then you know you fucked up!
It's so hard to believe that a mere 6 hours ago we all thought this would be better than NXT TakeOver, guess we won't be making that mistake again.
As I said, everything after Cena vs AJ was crap, Jon Steward (yes THAT Jon Steward) was involved with the Tag Title match as Big E's substitute and I was that sentence was part of a satire article, but it isn't.
This was followed by what has to be the most illogical match placement known to man, starting with Ambrose vs Ziggler, nothing wrong with the match but nothing to write home about either, then we had the six woman tag match, which has been placed, not only high up the card, but AFTER the match for SmackDown's top title! If anything they should have swapped this match and the Women's title match around, I had honestly thought that the match had been cancelled! Then we had the match to crown the first ever Universal Champion, the belt itself looks like absolute dogshit, it's the exact same design as the World title but with a red strap.
Now here's the real kick in the teeth, the FUCKING UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP, is what went on AFTER BOTH of the heavyweight titles, THE FUCKING LEAST PRESTIGIOUS BELT IN THE COMPANY WAS ON SECOND TO LAST! Not to mention one of the men involved has recently been SUSPENDED FOR A WELLNESS POLICY VIOLATION! And in the end the match was fucking thrown out!
And finally we had Lesnar vs Orton and I've already described what was wrong with this match in my prediction results.
SummerSlam 2016 needs to be... DELETED!
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!!