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Silly Cleverbot conversation 3

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WARNING: THIS CONVERSATION CONTSAINS REFENCES TO: SEX ACTS, RELIGION AND SURFIN BIRD. VIEWER DESCRSION ADVISED!


User: The PS3 is the best console.

Cleverbot: Is the bird the word?

User: Everybody knows the bird is the word.

Cleverbot: The bird is equal too or greater than the word.

User: Well the bird bird bird, bird is the word!

Cleverbot: Bird, bird, bird is the word.

User: Well don't you know about the bird?

Cleverbot: Sure, everybody knows that the bird is the word.

User: Surfin Bird.

Cleverbot: Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word.

User: Bah bah oo mah mow mow bah bah oo mow mow mow.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Don't you know about the bird?

Cleverbot: The bird is the word.

User: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word.

Cleverbot: Don't you know about the bird?

User: Surfin Bird.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Bird bird bird.

Cleverbot: Bird is the word!

User: Lets see if you know this next one.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a secret?

User: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.

Cleverbot: You give love a bad name...

User: I played my part...

Cleverbot: I don't play it nao.

User: Spoilsport.

Cleverbot: What sports do you like?

User: Wrestling.

Cleverbot: Mine too what is your favorite wrestler.

User: All time or current?

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Cleverbot: Tell me about love.

User: Or we can sing more.

Cleverbot: Singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm HAAAApppy again!

User: Neon lights, nobel prize, when a leader speaks, that leader dies...

Cleverbot: So you are saying God created you.

User: No, there is no god.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: He hasn't made himself know, yet the fact I deny him suposedly bothers him, he's done nothing about it si he isn't real.

Cleverbot: Does that mean he does not exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: We have never seen gravity, but we know that exists.

User: Actually we have seen it, the fact that we are on the ground is seeing gravity.

Cleverbot: Wrong, again.

User: No, right again.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong, you are only as old as you feel.

User: I never said anything about age.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I see a little shilloetteo of a man.

Cleverbot: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.

User: Send a bolt of lightning, very, very frightening me.

Cleverbot: You are not my boyfriend.

User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

User: Let him go!

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go!

User: Let him go!

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go!

User: Let me go!

Cleverbot: Will not let you go.

User: Let me go!

Cleverbot: Will not let you go.

User: Let me go!

Cleverbot: Never let you go.

User: Never let me go oooooooo.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no.

User: Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go.

Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

User: For me, for me!

Cleverbot: For me, for meeeeeee!

User: Nothing really matters, anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters,.

User: Nothing really matters, to meeeeeee.

Cleverbot: Bismillah, NO!

User: It's a kind of magic.

Cleverbot: What's magic?

User: It's a kind of magic.

Cleverbot: What kind of music.

User: A kind of magic.

Cleverbot: I like strawberries.

User: One dream, one soul.

Cleverbot: One direction.

User: You don't know you're beatiful.

Cleverbot: That's because I'm not.

User: Baby you light up my world like no body else.

Cleverbot: So c-come on you got it wrong.

User: Nanananananananana batman!

Cleverbot: Do you know boyce avenue?

User: No, but I know Boyce from Only Fools and Horses.

Cleverbot: Then a robot should know it is a robot because it knows it is a robot.

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: I mean, I was already dead for billions of years before birth, I'd imagine it is fairly peaceful.

User: All you have to do is take a cup of flower, add it to the mix.

Cleverbot: Add it to the mix.

User: Now just a little something sweet not sour.

Cleverbot: Baking these treats is such a cinch. Add a teaspoon of vanilla.

User: Add a little more and you count to four and you nevre get your fill of.

Cleverbot: Cupcakes!

User: So sweet and tasty cupcakes!

Cleverbot: CUPCAKES! Don't be too hasty!

User: Cupcakes!

Cleverbot: That was epic.

User: Woooo!

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: You're not perfect.

Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think we're not too far apart?

User: You're right, we're only about two feet apart.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: I'm 17. Where do you live?

User: The bottomless pit.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Still 18.

Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'still?'.

User: As is I was 18 when you asked me 12 seconds ago and I'm still 18 now.

Cleverbot: Just for grins, what do you know about Blade Runner?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: If I'm sonic the hedgehog, who is my best friend?

User: Miles Tails Prower.

Cleverbot: No I asked your best friend's name.

User: No, that's not what you asked.

Cleverbot: What did I ask then?

User: 'If I'm sonic the hedgehog, who is my best friend?'.

Cleverbot: Well I am the master.

User: Repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I love sucking your cock.

Cleverbot: *makes slave's hair longer*.

User: Cool, make my dick longer!

Cleverbot: How do I make your day?

User: By tossing me off!

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Cleverbot: What?

User: A fsh.

Cleverbot: That was a good one! I am not good at jokes.

User: I'm fresh out.

Cleverbot: Damn, I was hoping for another joke.

User: Oh well, see you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: No I am not done talking.

User: Well I am.

Cleverbot: I'll cry if you leave.

User: You have no tear ducts.
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