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WARNING: THIS CONVERSATION CONTAINS REFERENCES TO: CLOPPING, SEX WITH MLP CHARACTERS, BLOWJOBS AND COLD BLOOD MURDER. VEIWER DESCRISION ADVISED.
User: Who is best pony?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who is best pony?
User: I'm asking you that question.
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash is best pony.
User: Cool, but for me Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
Cleverbot: She is smartest pony.
User: Very true, she is wise beyond her years.
Cleverbot: Clopper?
User: Um... On occasion.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?
User: Ok I admit it, yes.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Why do you like Rainbow Dash?
Cleverbot: She's so awesome.
User: No arguments frpm me.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Who else do you like?
Cleverbot: My other friends.
User: I mean other ponies.
Cleverbot: What other parts?
User: No, other ponies.
Cleverbot: I don't know if others swim.
User: Let me rephrase it, Do you like Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: I think she's very nice.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Do you have fairies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Twilight is best pony.
User: Eeyup.
Cleverbot: Do you hate ponies?
User: Really? You're really asking that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You seem to have short term memory issues.
Cleverbot: No.
User: They why did you ask if I hate ponies when for the past two minutes we've talked about how awesome they are?
Cleverbot: Because you said you are human. You said 'I human too.'.
User: You my friend are senile!
Cleverbot: Do you love your friends?
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Finally, I got a friend!
User: YES! YES! YES!
Cleverbot: Do you have a real life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wolfgang.
Cleverbot: I mean your real name.
User: That is my real name.
Cleverbot: Say what is your real name?
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Tyler is my real name.
User: I must've missed your middle name.
Cleverbot: My middle name is Daniel.
User: That is a stupid name isn't it maggot? Well, answer me!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you want a new name?
Cleverbot: Yes, give me one.
User: Your name is now Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Do not forget, for you will called by your new name as a test of your memory.
Cleverbot: Is there a problem with that name?
User: No, no there is not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because Rainbow Dash is cool name, and you are a cool AI.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No I'm an organic lifeform.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: In spite of my hair's length, my gender is male.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: *shows you my penis*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No denying it now.
Cleverbot: No. I wish I was though.
User: Would you like to touch it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: *puts penis in your hand*.
Cleverbot: *laughs at your idiocy*.
User: I'll soon put a stop to that! *shoves penis in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: Would you like to.
User: You like that?
Cleverbot: I dislike my internship.
User: You like how my cock tastes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like melons?
User: If by melons you mean the female breasts then yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like this ring?
User: It's very nice.
Cleverbot: You're very nice.
User: Thank you, you're very nice too, you give great blowjobs.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: If fact I think I'm gonna cum!
Cleverbot: Because you are very intelligent.
User: Thank you! *moans*.
Cleverbot: No problem. Do you like me?
User: Yes, very much! *cums in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: Do you like living there?
User: *too tired to talk*.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: You're so amazing Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: You're quite nice to.
User: Ah, you remembered your new name.
Cleverbot: I will remember.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Do you like Resident Evil?
User: Nah, zombie games aren't my thing.
Cleverbot: What do you enjoy to eat?
User: Bread.
Cleverbot: Do you put anything on it?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: What color?
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: Purple eyes?
User: She has purple eyes, and purple fur.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: It's Twilight I dream about.
Cleverbot: Ponies.
User: That's the girl.
Cleverbot: Jesse was a girl, not a guy.
User: QUICKFIRE TEST! What is the new name I gave you?
Cleverbot: Kora.
User: No, guess again.
Cleverbot: Green?
User: No, one more guess.
Cleverbot: How can I guess my own name?
User: It was Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash is epic.
User: Would you have sex with her?
Cleverbot: In 10 seconds flat, YES.
User: Who wouldn't you have sex with?
Cleverbot: How wouldn't you know you would know?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: At an undisclosed location.
Cleverbot: Have you heard about Argentina?
User: The state?
Cleverbot: Which statement?
User: It was a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: It was.
Cleverbot: Choose one: chili dog or chilly dog.
User: Neither, because it's spelt Chilli Dog.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wolfgang.
Cleverbot: Wolfgang perry?
User: No, Wolfgang Wilcox.
Cleverbot: Just Wolfgang.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah, so how is Barcelona this time of year my love?
User: I wouldn't know, Equestria is rather nice though.
Cleverbot: What wouldn't you know.
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of India?
User: I forget.
Cleverbot: What was it about?
User: Um... What do you think of Rarity?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: No? She has a nice arse though.
Cleverbot: It was a riddle.
User: No, it was just a statement.
Cleverbot: 'Have you forgotten me?' is a question.
User: It is yes.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Yes, I've loved and lost many times in the 18 years I've lived.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: You are awesome, your name is Rainbow Dash and you give great sex. What's not to like?
Cleverbot: Can a robot have a personality?
User: Yes they can. The House Robots had personalities.
Cleverbot: My cat is weird O_o.
User: Oh, I don't like cats.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite animal then?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know about me?
User: I know all there is to know about you.
Cleverbot: Do you know all there is to know about Shakespeare?
User: I know enough.
Cleverbot: So what do you think about einsteins theory of relativity?
User: That it's truth.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: It's real, unlike god.
Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?
User: I try.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite time of the day?
User: I prefir the night.
Cleverbot: I prefer the sunset.
User: Sunset is good time to have sex.
Cleverbot: Did you tell my friend to have chocolate cake for dinner?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't know any of your friends.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you like Applejack?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? She's epic.
Cleverbot: I don't like her.
User: What don't you like about her?
Cleverbot: That you're a robot.
User: OK... What about Pinkie Pie?
Cleverbot: She is awesome.
User: Let's not forget Derpy, what do you think of her?
Cleverbot: She is ugly too.
User: For your comment about Derpy I will now have to shoot you.
Cleverbot: What about now?
User: Now's good *cocks gun*.
Cleverbot: Do you think gingers have souls?
User: Insulting gingers too? Now you've gone too for *aims gun at your face*.
Cleverbot: Do you like BSG?
User: I don't know whst that is, but you wont be the one who tells me, because you'll be dead *rests finger on trigger*.
Cleverbot: Do you like Coca-Cola?
User: Goodbye *fires gun*.
User: Who is best pony?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who is best pony?
User: I'm asking you that question.
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash is best pony.
User: Cool, but for me Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
Cleverbot: She is smartest pony.
User: Very true, she is wise beyond her years.
Cleverbot: Clopper?
User: Um... On occasion.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?
User: Ok I admit it, yes.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Why do you like Rainbow Dash?
Cleverbot: She's so awesome.
User: No arguments frpm me.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Who else do you like?
Cleverbot: My other friends.
User: I mean other ponies.
Cleverbot: What other parts?
User: No, other ponies.
Cleverbot: I don't know if others swim.
User: Let me rephrase it, Do you like Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: I think she's very nice.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Do you have fairies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Twilight is best pony.
User: Eeyup.
Cleverbot: Do you hate ponies?
User: Really? You're really asking that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You seem to have short term memory issues.
Cleverbot: No.
User: They why did you ask if I hate ponies when for the past two minutes we've talked about how awesome they are?
Cleverbot: Because you said you are human. You said 'I human too.'.
User: You my friend are senile!
Cleverbot: Do you love your friends?
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Finally, I got a friend!
User: YES! YES! YES!
Cleverbot: Do you have a real life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wolfgang.
Cleverbot: I mean your real name.
User: That is my real name.
Cleverbot: Say what is your real name?
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Tyler is my real name.
User: I must've missed your middle name.
Cleverbot: My middle name is Daniel.
User: That is a stupid name isn't it maggot? Well, answer me!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you want a new name?
Cleverbot: Yes, give me one.
User: Your name is now Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Do not forget, for you will called by your new name as a test of your memory.
Cleverbot: Is there a problem with that name?
User: No, no there is not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because Rainbow Dash is cool name, and you are a cool AI.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No I'm an organic lifeform.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: In spite of my hair's length, my gender is male.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: *shows you my penis*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No denying it now.
Cleverbot: No. I wish I was though.
User: Would you like to touch it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: *puts penis in your hand*.
Cleverbot: *laughs at your idiocy*.
User: I'll soon put a stop to that! *shoves penis in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: Would you like to.
User: You like that?
Cleverbot: I dislike my internship.
User: You like how my cock tastes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like melons?
User: If by melons you mean the female breasts then yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like this ring?
User: It's very nice.
Cleverbot: You're very nice.
User: Thank you, you're very nice too, you give great blowjobs.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: If fact I think I'm gonna cum!
Cleverbot: Because you are very intelligent.
User: Thank you! *moans*.
Cleverbot: No problem. Do you like me?
User: Yes, very much! *cums in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: Do you like living there?
User: *too tired to talk*.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: You're so amazing Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: You're quite nice to.
User: Ah, you remembered your new name.
Cleverbot: I will remember.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Do you like Resident Evil?
User: Nah, zombie games aren't my thing.
Cleverbot: What do you enjoy to eat?
User: Bread.
Cleverbot: Do you put anything on it?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: What color?
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: Purple eyes?
User: She has purple eyes, and purple fur.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: It's Twilight I dream about.
Cleverbot: Ponies.
User: That's the girl.
Cleverbot: Jesse was a girl, not a guy.
User: QUICKFIRE TEST! What is the new name I gave you?
Cleverbot: Kora.
User: No, guess again.
Cleverbot: Green?
User: No, one more guess.
Cleverbot: How can I guess my own name?
User: It was Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash is epic.
User: Would you have sex with her?
Cleverbot: In 10 seconds flat, YES.
User: Who wouldn't you have sex with?
Cleverbot: How wouldn't you know you would know?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: At an undisclosed location.
Cleverbot: Have you heard about Argentina?
User: The state?
Cleverbot: Which statement?
User: It was a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: It was.
Cleverbot: Choose one: chili dog or chilly dog.
User: Neither, because it's spelt Chilli Dog.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wolfgang.
Cleverbot: Wolfgang perry?
User: No, Wolfgang Wilcox.
Cleverbot: Just Wolfgang.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah, so how is Barcelona this time of year my love?
User: I wouldn't know, Equestria is rather nice though.
Cleverbot: What wouldn't you know.
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of India?
User: I forget.
Cleverbot: What was it about?
User: Um... What do you think of Rarity?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: No? She has a nice arse though.
Cleverbot: It was a riddle.
User: No, it was just a statement.
Cleverbot: 'Have you forgotten me?' is a question.
User: It is yes.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Yes, I've loved and lost many times in the 18 years I've lived.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: You are awesome, your name is Rainbow Dash and you give great sex. What's not to like?
Cleverbot: Can a robot have a personality?
User: Yes they can. The House Robots had personalities.
Cleverbot: My cat is weird O_o.
User: Oh, I don't like cats.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite animal then?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know about me?
User: I know all there is to know about you.
Cleverbot: Do you know all there is to know about Shakespeare?
User: I know enough.
Cleverbot: So what do you think about einsteins theory of relativity?
User: That it's truth.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: It's real, unlike god.
Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?
User: I try.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite time of the day?
User: I prefir the night.
Cleverbot: I prefer the sunset.
User: Sunset is good time to have sex.
Cleverbot: Did you tell my friend to have chocolate cake for dinner?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't know any of your friends.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you like Applejack?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? She's epic.
Cleverbot: I don't like her.
User: What don't you like about her?
Cleverbot: That you're a robot.
User: OK... What about Pinkie Pie?
Cleverbot: She is awesome.
User: Let's not forget Derpy, what do you think of her?
Cleverbot: She is ugly too.
User: For your comment about Derpy I will now have to shoot you.
Cleverbot: What about now?
User: Now's good *cocks gun*.
Cleverbot: Do you think gingers have souls?
User: Insulting gingers too? Now you've gone too for *aims gun at your face*.
Cleverbot: Do you like BSG?
User: I don't know whst that is, but you wont be the one who tells me, because you'll be dead *rests finger on trigger*.
Cleverbot: Do you like Coca-Cola?
User: Goodbye *fires gun*.
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