FNAF: Cold Storage, brief review.

Well, this turned out to be a complete load of wank. Stupid generic "rule number 2 from Scream broken" scene was an indicator right off the bat of how awful this video would be. It wasn't so much a film based on FNAF as one of FNAF's awful fan games, because there wasn't enough FNAF related shit set in a warehouse already! He said sarcastically. The acting was completely unBEARable from all involved with the main guy having about as much personality as a piece of sandpaper with a doodle of Gordon Freeman on it, the only thing that was any good was the 80s style advert for Chuck E. Che... I mean Freddy Fazbear's Pizza which was previously released as a teaser anyway, it's akin to a trailer that shows off all the good parts except this particular teaser showed the ONLY GOOD PART! The thing that fucked me off the most is that the people at Iron Horse Cinema seem to think people know who they are, we don't! Nobody was even aware that you'd also made fan-films of The Last Of Us and Star Wars until we clicked your channel out of curiosity when you suckered us in with the previously mentioned ONLY GOOD PART! Thankfully the film is mercifully short clocking in at only 17 minutes making it easier to clean out my memory of it by drilling a hole in my skull and pouring in some Toilet Duck! The animation was also complete wank and at no point was I scared, which left me with a horrible thought that the "official" FNAF film being developed by Warner Brothers might be better than FNAF Cold Storage, AND WE ALL KNOW THE WB ONE IS GOING TO BE SHIT!